Is there actually a Burnt Point Lodge? Yes Virginia, there is a lodge.
How can we visit the lodge? We'd love to see you. We've prepared a detailed map, here.
That's a great map; can I get a copy? First, thanks. Second, excellent use of the semi-colon. Third, we sell a larger version right here.
How can I contact you for customer service inquiries? Our contact information is right here.
And if I have a question about shipping? We have a page for that too. (Our fabric maps ship free!)
What is your returns policy? We want you to love our gear as much as we do. If you are not 100% satisfied with your purchase we will give you an automatic refund. There's more information here.
Who should I contact for press requests? Not Whitney. Definitely not him. Try Scott (email@example.com).
Who was your favourite player in the 1955 Brooklyn Dodgers lineup? Wow. Strangely specific. Taggart thinks it was southpaw pitcher Johnny Podres with his crazy "pulling down the lampshades" changeup. Whitney, however, claims Podres was a bum who couldn't hold a candle to Donald "Newk" Newcombe. So, we're conflicted on this one.